Nerdy Question of the Week
What would be the first thing you did if you obtained a portal gun?
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justcallmedavner answered:
find a way to shoot a portal to wear my best friend is overseas (he’s in the airforce) and the other portal here so i could see him whenever
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millsgwimper answered:
Jump on my bed…
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stonethrowingdevil answered:
Shenaningans. Lots and lots of shenaningans. Example, portal my clothes from the washer to the dryer. :)
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starscream-and-hutch answered:
Go into that room at AT&T that was set up after 9/11. It funnels information directly to the CIA and FBI.
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mgattozzi answered:
I would drop someone in an infinite loop then abruptly end it
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cylonscottie answered:
what is a portal gun?
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blackpeakhawk answered:
hole between my house and my friends house
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thesuperjew answered:
drive to my friend’s house in Asheville and place one there. Walk through whenever I need to go to the bar or just have a night out
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bathawk answered:
Sneak into the Playboy Mansion
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hehasinsomnia answered:
Rob a bank.
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gunsagar00k answered:
Infinifall
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rooneyeatsit answered:
Use it to get downstairs
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hesitation-station said:
Kidnap nathan fillion…
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boogiethrillkill answered:
More than likely I’d shoot my eye out…
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moothejew answered:
Physics jump….and probably die if I didn’t stick the landing. But it would be exciting!
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neart13 answered:
I would put one over the toilet so I would never be caught short.
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tramtheram answered:
Rob a bank or become a super hero of sorts. its a bit of a coin toss.
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amodestmonster answered:
Either something sexual or something hilarious. Or become a modern day Robin Hood
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westofawhitehouse answered:
I’d be in the right place, at the right time, every time.
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section9 answered:
I’d have the best work commute ever.
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zonked-zombie answered:
repeatidly fall through the floor :P
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cuntofdoom answered:
masturbate with it
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artisticgoldfish answered:
I’d put a portal from my bed to the alarm clock in the morning. Or one from the inside of the fridge to the couch.
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wraithstrike answered:
Orange portal on wall, blue portal above it. Use it to coach a little league team.
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kissakie answered:
I’d try the freefall thing, then the highjump.
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lancelewis66 said:
go to new york to hang out with you?
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liketreesinnovember answered:
Go and see my friend who lives 1300 miles away so we could play skyrim!
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mechbeth answered:
Shoot myself in the face….
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bladeoffenris answered:
Do I have the long fall boot as well or just the gun?
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livercake answered:
a perpetual motion machine! from there on, the sky’s the limit (?)
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xano74 answered:
lol, sleep until the last minute. Portal to class.
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captaincatwoman answered:
Sneak out to my boyfriend’s house.
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